This is what happens when someone leaves blueberries in store

One of my new years' resolutions is to blog more, as I have neglected my cooking and baking for ages. Today I had a few friends over for a roast dinner and served them a fruit called persimmon for dessert, which tasted like a pear or an apple but sweeter. But it's a shame they left early as I had acquired some blueberries to make some cupcakes. Someone left two fresh punnets of blueberries in the store I work in and my colleagues said I could have them only if I bring in cupcakes; fair enough. Just before watching Sherlock tonight I set up camp in the kitchen to make some cupcakes. I used my basic vanilla cupcake recipe and added the blueberries to make a super simple pudding. I'm sure my colleagues will be happy tomorrow when I come in bearing these. 

However, after posting a picture of these cupcakes on a social networking site my friends decided to comment on their resemblance to nipples. I thought I had taken a rather good photo, for my usual standard anyway, and I hadn't considered that my cupcakes were breast like. Then my boyfriend peers at my screen and says that the blueberry on top looks like a nipple. Great! Everyone thinks my cupcakes are boobs incarnate. Well I hope the blokes in my store appreciate it. What do you think?